“What the…? Will you look at that, Randal? Come here and look what someone did to my sculpture!”
“What? Looks the same to me, Martha.”
“Call the Police, Randal!”
“It was plain vandalism, Officer Neoapollotano. I want fingerprints and I want the vandals found! They took Randal’s obsidian arrowhead he made in graduate school. He could make stone tools like a…Neandertal.”
“Can you put a value on the arrowhead…?”
“You are missing the point, Officer. What about the vandalism?”
“I understand, Mrs. Warwickii. I would be upset, too, if I found…THAT in my yard before I had my morning coffee.”
Photo prompt: copyright Douglas M. Macilroy
Word Count: 100
Thanks to Rochelle Wisoff-Fields for hosting Friday Fictioneers.