“I’m telling you this story because you are the only person I can trust not to judge me…
I was a soldier in the Russian Army. We were in a country which we were fighting since 1795, when Mother Russia was an Empire. Continue reading
“I’m telling you this story because you are the only person I can trust not to judge me…
I was a soldier in the Russian Army. We were in a country which we were fighting since 1795, when Mother Russia was an Empire. Continue reading
Today he felt better than he did all week–having cleansed himself in an ocean of blood. The demons were gone–perhaps never to return. That in itself was well worth the effort. He could hear the screams of rancor and derision–spitting on his countenance in a fury of profanity…oh, they were angry. Continue reading
“And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music”. – Friedrich Nietzsche Continue reading
Corruption can be defined in several ways such as depravity and decadence of one who is wicked. One’s tooth can decay and so can a radioactive isotope. A sleaze-bag can be crooked and a scum-bag can be guilty of misconduct. Continue reading
“You smell terrible. What happened?”
“I’ll tell you after I bathe Roger and I take a shower. I’m beat right now….”
“You can’t come in. The storm knocked out the electric so you can’t take a shower. There are horse flies buzzing around you.” Continue reading
I’ve got no one. I’m alone. I’m housebound. I’m in pain…constant, gnawing, gripping pain. Nothing works for the pain…I do not want to live like this any more. Let me die, then there will be no more pain…. Continue reading
“Yes, hello?”
“Ma, it’s me.”
“Me, who?”
“Very funny. You left a message. Said it’s very important?”
“Not too important, DeDe.”
“Ma, I’m in the middle of nowhere in the Nazca Desert, bouncing this expensive call off a satellite heading for Jupiter. What is it?” Continue reading
“Stewart are you in here?”
“What do you want, Whitney? Make it fast, I’ve got to take the Ferrari out for a spin. I tightened up a few things and I want to make sure they don’t come loose.”
“What things? Like what?”
“Whitney, if I told you, you wouldn’t understand. Let’s just say it had something to do with the steering distributor system, okay?” Continue reading
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My name is Mike Kandinsky and I manage a carnival. We tour the Midwest, mostly, and Canada. It’s a substantial show, and while other carnies are trimming down, and cutting their venues, we just keep on growing. It all comes down to scheduling and demographics. And a nephew in economics at MIT doesn’t hurt. Continue reading
“Name.”
“Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill.”
“Date of Birth.”
“November 30, in the year of our Lord…ah…ah…1924.”
“Are you sure about that? I have here that you were born in 1874.” Continue reading
“What is it Zola? Let me see what you have there. Oh, crap. Your cat is being held for ransom? What is that about, girl?” Continue reading
“Well, He does work in mysterious ways. Seems like it’s all here. Wherever did the penniless Lucas Vang get $7000 cash?”
“I suppose that’s a rhetorical question, Mr. Snake, so I won’t bother answering it.”
“Suit yourself. We’re done. Take your fine self out of here. See he leaves, Guido.” Continue reading
Bernice was a fine-looking washer–a vintage Maytag wringer in pristine condition. Years ago, the lady of the house acquired the Maytag, hardly used, when her grandmother passed. Continue reading
Dear Liz:
Here are the rest of my notes–faxed per your request. I really can’t do another piece on him. You were right. I walked the line. Thanks for letting Lynn do the piece. And, thanks for being my friend, not just my editor. Continue reading
“Take a seat, we’ll be leaving as soon as the pilot arrives. If he is not here in pi minutes then I will pilot the vehicle and require you to buckle up with full body restrainers…” Continue reading
Arthur Arensdorf and 11 other members of a jury of peers, convicted Richard Nixon’s grandfather, Dick the trickster, who lived 525 years ago, for gross negligence which led to the suicide death of Leonard Hoffman, former owner of the Watergate Tavern and Inn. Continue reading
Archie McLeod was speechless. He could see now why his granddaughter loved her job. When they got back to Spokane, Archie went to his room and quickly called his old friend, Dick Morehouse…
“I’d seen some big ones in my time, but this one…this one was huge!”
“Come on, Archie. Nothing’s as big as old Herb.” Continue reading
“Captain Hong? Can you see this on your screen? It’s on Hatch 3.”
“Roger that, Albright. Looks like an insect of some kind. It’s big!”
“I can see it on my heads up. It’s 45.7 cm in length. It’s a foot and a half long, Hong! Anyone got a can of RAID?” Continue reading
My name is Mike Kandinsky and I manage a Carnival. We travel the Midwest, mostly, and Canada (see: A soliloquy). At the time of my story, we were still hunkering around the heaters, waiting out the frigid winter, getting set for our Season. Oh, and Maude Lemon, our bearded lady, decided she wanted a career change. Continue reading
“That’s $10, Sylvia. That’s a big cookbook. It’s in good condition.”
“It has all sorts of yummy recipes, Karen. Thanks so much.”
Sylvia Kronenberger supported the local charities as much as she could on a teacher’s salary. The cookbook was a real find. Someone had collected monthly, laminated, recipe pages which were placed in the lovely, custom binder. Continue reading
“You sure you don’t want to come with us, Lynn?”
“I’m sure, Charlie. I have too much to do here. I’m so behind because of my surgery. You know how Dr. Vario is, “Take it easy, take your time, get well. Get plenty of rest. I need this by tomorrow.”
“Bummer. Don’t work late, Lynn. See you Monday.” Continue reading
“Okay, Adagio, I’m going out. You be a good kitty and daddy will be home soon. I’ll bring you a treat. Bye sweetie.”
We’re out of catnip, remember? Oh, could you get me some more of that fishy gravy stuff I like so much?
“What?”
Maxwell Thompson thinks he has everything in control in his life. What he doesn’t know, is that the cat has been controlling him for the past several years and has finally decided to let Maxwell in on it. Telepathy is only part of the story for Maxwell Thompson in: The Outer Twilight Zone Limits. Continue reading
As soon as Eloise and her Dad reached the front door, they could smell cabbage cooking. When Aunt Sis opened the door, it hit the two of them like a steam locomotive. The abrupt exposure to the full force of the smell made Eloise gag and her father sneeze. There’s nothing quite like the sickening sweet, sulfurous stench of cooking cabbage. All this suffering for a nominative day to celebrate a patron saint of a country she never once thought about any other time of the year. Continue reading
“Who’s that with you, Terry? Don’t seem like I know him.”
“He’s got some problems, needs a place to flop. He won’t make no trouble, Rudy.”
“Looks pleasant enough. He got a name?” Continue reading
Dr. Illyana Davinich knew she was making the right decision by altering the ship’s course to the small island off the coast of Borneo. She had convinced Vladimir Dragonovic, Captain of the Russian research vessel, Aleksandr Isayevich Solzhenitsyn, that it was necessary for humanity’s survival to thwart Dr. Papadopoulos’ heinous initiative: the supplanting of the human species by super insects. Continue reading
My name is Mike Kandinsky and I manage a Carnival. We travel the Midwest, mostly, and Canada. At the time of my story, we were just outside of Red Bow, getting ready to head on over the border. It was early morning and I was reading my paper and on my second cup of coffee when Maude Lemon knocked on my trailer door… Continue reading