The following is a test of a typical hospital pain medication delivery system. Do you know which number will maximize your pain medication intake without requiring travel time in a gunship?
On a pain scale from 1 to 10, 10 being the worst pain ever and requiring a trip to the ER by Air Ambulance–a Blackhawk gunship with firepower provided by United Pentagon and endorsed by AARP–what would you say your pain number is?