To those of you who know the strange man behind Pouring My Art Out I have written another poem on his behalf. You can see the first poem, which I think is brilliant on my other blog, The Sapient Chronicles. I had not rhymed anything in years and it has taken me awhile to get into the rhythm of it.
Art, that strange man, has achieved the improbable: Over 20,000 comments on one post. Here’s the link, comments are gladly accepted and expected. You will get a reply.
To Art’s minions, I bequeath this little ditty.
The boy is back in town
There’ll be no fooling around
For at least five minutes
We better call Guinness
He was an attentive host
But now he has to post
Earth shattering fiction
To feed his addiction
To be in the spotlight
He has to blog all night
Maybe he’ll be Freshly Pressed
Or possibly under house arrest
A Pulitzer would be to his liking
Perhaps a god or even a viking
That would suit him just fine
Actually a Nobel would be divine
He won’t get any award or wealth
Until he resolves his mental health
He’s two minutes shy of being crazy
Demented, mad, his cerebrum hazy
Loony, gaga, sicko, disturbed
Unhinged, unbalanced, weird, absurd
Balmy, haywire, wacky, berserk
Unstable enough for literary work
Certifiable, maniacal, running amok
Psychotic, neurotic, a very queer duck
Despite all his drawbacks and fears
His demonic possession for years
Those psychosomatic aches and pain
His minions gone, no one to blame
He’ll scheme something this weekend
Something silly, upbeat and on trend
Bizarre, outlandish, flaky, demanding
Eccentric, freaky with Art commanding.
14 thoughts on “Artful Dodger”
Reblogged this on Pouring My Art Out and commented:
uh… wow… I inspired someone to poetry… that hasn’t happened since I was young and handsome…
HA!!!!!!!!!! I had to reblog that… that rocks…
Wow! Outstanding, Lucy!!
I mean it!! Very impressed!!
it’s just a silly thing
Viking – that’s it! He’s a Viking…(must find boat with dragon bow to tow over there…)
thanks. I say we drag his butt to Norway. Lucy
It’s fine. I went to your blog. It shows up fine.
Follow you, follow me?
I’m from Brazil, I loved your blog ❤
Obrigada. That is all the Portuguese I know. I’m glad you’re following me and I will follow you. Your blog is very nice and you write very well. Lucy
I will make the English version of lucy
I understand very little English but loved your blog
I will always pass
let’s keep in touch
I want to follow you on face amg, mine is:
likes my page:
if the page sends the pair link I enjoy ❤
Good to hear from you. I do not mind translating your posts. Google does it very quickly. Talk to you soon. Cio
also use google translate but the translation sucks, everything is jumbled kk